something you don’t see every day!

“There’s a swimmer, dragging an orange float” sez I, curiously.
“Probably to keep his phone in” sez the Silverback!
“Nah” sez I.
“Shark repellant dispenser?”
“Not invented yet” sez I.
“EPERB?”
“Doubt it” sez I, “too close to shore”
“To stop people in boats hitting him?”
“That’s a possibility!”

“Why don’t you swim out and ask him?” Sez the Silverback.
“Under the international canine travel journalists code, you and the Sparrow are the only humans I’m allowed to talk to.” Sez I.
“Ah yes, I forgot about that! Guess we’ll never know then.”
“Guess not” sez I.