Randy Old Joe

- Hello, is that the Mill Farm?

- Yes

- I don't suppose you've lost a sheep dog have you? We found one at our back gate this morning.

- Oh, yes, the boys said they were missing one this morning

- A black and white Collie?

- Yes. Emm... do you have a bitch in heat?

- Yes, I think Skye might be.

- Ah, that'll be Joe then. I'll send someone to collect him.