Kestrel?

Long lie and then Bacon rolls x 12!
Into Edinburgh for some Christmas shopping, remarkably quiet and realised I could have done all my shopping in White Stuff
Trickled down to Stockbridge to wander round the much better Christmas market than the tacky town one. Lovely foods on offer including these pheasants. As I was blipping three rather skinny extras from Trainspotting stumbled up and asked ‘hey pal, how much are yer kestrels?’ :)))) what do you say to that?
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