Why ?

No one knows and no one found out why Bill is / was wearing a pair of knotted tights on his head ….
I was treated to some terrible singing as they murdered ‘We wish you a merry Christmas’.. I told both of them that if they wanted me to enjoy Christmas they would need to shut up .. this was greeted with happiness and a totally random version of something I’ve never heard of. So I went home .

( I love them really … but they don’t know that as they seem to really enjoy my faux sternness.. children are weird and annoying ) x