Watched?

Maud: Do you ever feel you're being watched?

Pud: All the time... do you know there's one security camera for every 32 people in the UK. Manned by security guards?

Maud: Are these two security guards?

Pud: Those two? Behind us? They're not security guards...

Maud: What are they then?

Pud: I think they're what's called a BOGOF

Maud: A what?

Pud: You buy one, you get one free...

Maud: Really?

Pud: Nope. I made it up.

PAUSE

Pud: They're actually members of MI5.

Maud: Really? You're kidding?

Pud: Nope. You're being watched. All the time, by highly trained members of Her Majesty's Secret Service. Their disguises are good, aren't they?

Maud: Amazing! Wowser...

Work, eh? During Easter holidays, eh?