Quite a chill Christmas morning with Matt and Ma. We opened our stockings after breakfast, Ma was very excited about the little chocolate Santa in her stocking… which neither of us put in there. She wasn’t so excited when we realised it must be year-old-loft-chocolate.

Cooked up and ate loaaaads of food, drank some Prosecco, and then needed afternoon naps.

Harry and Selena arrived from Dorset in the afternoon, so we carried on eating - leftovers and a giant cheeseboard (see extras) - then retired to the living room to open all of our other presents, with cocktails constantly topped up by Selena.