Happy New Year!

Dear Givers of Treats,

JUST WALK ROUND ME!

Happy New Year. May it be full of gravy bones and squirrels to chase.

The Princess has been sitting on the sofa a lot today. Even though she won’t let me share her water, I have been the bestest boy and cuddled her on the sofa.

I don’t know what this “wine flu” is - it looks a lot like the way I felt that time I ate a dead animal I found in the river.

I wonder if she ate a decomposing bottle of wine?

M