CoWorker

My coworker looks to have his head and back rubbed often. He’s lazy, sleeps on the job without concern of being caught. During lunch break, he will beg for a portion of your lunch before even considering eating his own food. He has zero respect for personal space and goes as far as using your pant leg as his napkin after drinking water from a bowl.

But, he does win the Employee of the Year award for being a loyal companion. He’s always there for emotional support and brings joy to the workplace.