Something Missing

Every Little Helps my fluffy white ass. God forbid you try turning up here with an actual bike.

Sixty percent horse meat shit, but probably no worse than the rip-off cinema giant or the can't-really-be-arsed restaurant chain that we also had the presumptuousness and temerity to expect some kind of service from before they took our money today.

Is it just me or does the whole country seem just that tiny bit demoralised and pissed off at the moment?