D'ya Want Fries...

...with THAT!

Just when you though the day couldn't get any better, along comes Ronald McDonald, doing his best Ali G impersonation, to show a mortified Euan his Happy Meal face.

After yesterday's whinging over the lack of service at some of our entertainment and eating establishments it was actually a breath of fresh air to see staff smiling and interacting with their customers, and a joy to see the faces of the kids as Ronald McDonald (of the Staines Massive) performed some pretty decent close-up tricks right at their table. Euan and I were well impressed with what he could do with a length of rope and some fake scissors. Magic.

All topped off with an awkward gansta style handshake and a surreal statement about going off to milk cows behind the restaurant.

Not something the coulrophobics might've been impressed by, or the be-suited and wi-fi hijacking business types that had set up office just behind us, but being entertained by a pasty faced clown in a wig is something that will help Euan and I remember the 8th April 2013.