April Flowers

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
Which flower is a troublemaker? A dis-aster.
What do you call a country that drives only pink cars? A pink carnation.
If you aren't friends, you are? Anemones.
Why couldn't the gardener plant any flowers? He hadn't botany.

And my wife says that I get all of my jokes from Highlights Magazine.

Iris my case.