A Yellow Dog tale.

Yellow Dog and I went to the hospital today. It has the biggest non-multi-storeyed car park in the western world.
'Why have you brought me here,' he whined. 'I don't like it.'
'Because I am going into that building to pee for Scotland.'
'Why don't you just pee here?'
'If you behave, we'll go to your favourite Tesco car park afterwards.'
'Okay,' he said. And we did.