The Angry Button

We just received a free steam cleaner from our office supplies company. They give away teasers to keep you ordering from them, so, like everyone else, we order the minimum of stuff like printer cartridges and black rubbish bags so we qualify for the present. Yep daft, I know, but many are envious of our last gift - an electric window cleaner that works like a dream.

Anyway, back to today's thingy. A steam cleaner. Lord knows what one does with it but the instruction manual alone is worth a fortune for the belly laughs it causes. I'll give you the link because a) it's hilarious and b) it will give you an idea of how I probably sound in french.

Just occasionally people inadvertently hit my No. 6 - Release the Angry Button - and then I'm inclined to No. 7.