You spin me right round

Today I wore a cardigan I knitted to work.

People said, ‘wow’ that is beautiful. It looks so cosy and chunky’

I’m went up and made coffee.

And splattered it all down my cardigan on the way down the stairs

I still wore it stained though it was. When I got home. I popped it in the washing machine, ‘delicates’

Obviously not delicate enough

I seriously doubt this will go round my shoulders now