Not if, but when

I've heard this phrase before regarding Covid. It's not if you're going to get it, but when. Well, I guess it's my turn to get it.
I felt a bit "fluey" yesterday, sniffly too, so I thought I'd do my own test this morning. The result is in the picture.
Ironically, upon arrival in Canada on Saturday, we were both randomly selected to do monitored Covid tests which we completed yesterday and will send off today. They say the results come through in a couple of days after their receipt.
I guess I know what the answer to mine will be.

Ah well...