Choosing a Name is Tricky ...

unless you are born with it tattooed on your forehead.

I expect this chap has a name appropriate to a horse of his breeding ... but I bet that's not what they call him.

We're off Down South at crack of dawn tomorrow to pick up our new-to-us motorhome. It comes with a name. Cyril. 

The thing is, we already have a resident Cyril, the very dexterous squirrel who can unpick the mesh on the peanut feeders to get at the nuts ... 

TM is thinking  Wallace - for reasons  connected with the number plate. I suspect it will go by the name of 'the van'. Any bright ideas?