Whatsup?

“Whatsup Silverback?”
“Argggh!!!”

“Something troubling ya?”
“Argggh!!!”

“Not wanting to labour the point, but I’m supposed to be the inarticulate one!”
“It’s renovating Enzo, I’m not sure I can take any more!”

“Ah renovating; I have heard it can be stressful.”
“Stressful! It’s a nightmare!”

“Happily, dogs, as simple creatures, are permanently exempt from renovating.”
“Really?”
“Would I lie to you?”
“No, your integrity and faithfulness cannot be questioned.”

“Silverback?”
“Yes Enzo”
“When you die, can I have your side of the bed?”

“Can I come back as a dog?”