My new labour saving device

You might think that a hose pipe is a hose pipe, is a hosepipe. Far from it. 
I have always been moaning about my old hosepipe. A long green, cheap, hosepipe which is forever getting kinked so you have to wander off to un-kink it. That was attached to a longer pipe, which didn't kink but did have a few connectors along the way where it had been caught and had holes in it. So, the connectors would get caught on the corners of walls, gate posts, car wheels etc.
Marlane bought me a new hosepipe, not cheap but it is absolutely excellent at being a non-kinkable hospipe.
It is also quite small but when the water is turned on it expands to 30 metres! Plenty to go all over the back garden and even out the front and down the far side where the tomatoes and other home growing stuff is.
Turn the water off and it shrinks up to a small hosepipe for storing.
Really pleased with it, thank you Marlane XX