A Giggle A Minute

Bahahaha
"You seriously brought this for me?"
"Yes Ferd"
"You do know what it looks like don't you Mum?"
*sigh* "yes Ferd we have done all the jokes about it already"
"And yet you still brought it?"
"Yes, but at least it's not pink"
"It doesn't squeak what am I meant to do with it?"
" er chew it, hold it, chase it"
"Fine but if anyone laughs at me I'm not touching it"
"Fine"
"Good"
"Sometimes I don't know why I bother"
"Because you love me?"