Flight Risk!

Following yesterday's shocking revelations that my "wildlife" photography is not what it seems, I need to confess that ..........

My "Snail" was a load of humbug.
My "Alpacas" were kitchen mops with false eyelashes.
And my "Squizzer" was a pair of furry Y-Fronts (clean-ish) with strategically positioned nuts.

Sincere apologies to all those my deception may have upset. Refunds are available if you send me your bank account details.

If you have been affected by this article please seek help at the following ........... Almost Emergency Doctor 

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