Fake It Friday!

As a small token of apology for the upset caused by recent revelations, I thought I might demonstrate the underhand methods used in my "wildlife" foties.

You'll need the following;
1 x Toffee Crisp (alt - Caramac Bar, Tunnocks Caramel Wafer/Caramel Log)
1 x Paper Clip
1 x Dish Brush (alt - toilet brush ........... cleanish)
1 x Superglue (small tube)

Instructions;
1. Eat the Toffee Crisp
2. Fold the wrapper long ways with writing upwards.
3. Unbend paper clip, re-bend in long "V" shape.
4. Glue folded wrapper onto brush top with paperclip sandwiched between both.
5. Hold in position for 5 mins until set.
6. Cry for help until someone helps unglue your fingers from "butterfly".
7. Take fotie.

So if you're fed up with some diva of a butterfly refusing to sit at peace for a fotie ............. fake it!


Fake It Off!