Suicidal Shrub

As I walked by, I looked up and saw this sorry scene. I clambered up to ask the bush why it wanted to end it all like this. He told me his story, and it was very sad. But, in true "It's A Wonderful Life" fashion, I showed him what the world would be like if he had never been grown. By the end he declared "I want to live!" and is now very happy.