It’s that time again - NOT FOR THE FEINT HEART

Whilst this is something I dread, and detest once it is here; it is vitally important that you attend your smear.

I woke at 5 this morning and worried from then til I rose at 7. I scrubbed my bits til they were raw. I don’t want someone looking at unclean bits.

I sat in the surgery and looked at the child who was going to examine me and contemplated how are you so chilled?

I assumed the position… took this photo and lay back.

Do you know how difficult it is to relax when you are waiting on someone you don’t know to insert a piece of plastic inside …


Anyways it’s done. I just need to wait for the result and wait for another three years for the best one