Cruising for a Bruising*

I'm black and blue.  There had been warning signs (yellow cards) however l've just received another red.  Misdemeanours included: drooling over my Lionel Blair scrapbooks, falling asleep in the Bothy, the incident with Big Aggy over the freezer in the Stromness Co-op.  To cap it all playing with my inflatable Mary Marquis.  The Current Mrs Creel finally snapped.

Covering my bruises reminds me of Challenge Arnica.

During the Stromness Farewell to Lady F (and Erland) Phil Cunningham made a jest appearance in the café. He's put back on all the beef (and tattie rolls).

*with apologies to M Bloomfield.