Mismatched Skillset

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Eldest Mini Princess,

Rhoddy’s contract ends soon and he doesn’t know if it will be extended. He would really like to stay with the company so he started looking at the internal vacancies and talking me through them…

Rhoddy: “There’s a PA position.”

Me (non-committal) : “Hmmm”

Rhoddy: “Aye, can you imagine that? Someone asking ‘Can you get that aff the printer?’ I’d be ‘Get aff yer fat f***king erse ya lazy b***ard and get it yersel’”

Me: “Probably best not to apply for that one.”

C