Paradise

And today we have a whole marine park to ourselves.

A boat with a friendly captain, flying foxes that look like ewoks, snorkelling for beginners with bright corals, lobsters and even a baby manta, and white island beaches with turquoise sea.

It's as idyllic as it could be. And we are the only people in it. Our very own private marine park. Bliss.

We return to a newly arrived German couple who complain about everyone and everything: everyone trying to rip you off, everything so expensive, everything so difficult. Not exactly our experience. I hide.