Dahn the Leeegion

I fancied a pint in the pub before tea, so we went to the pub. It looked suspiciously dark – it’s normally lit up like a bright white Christmas tree. There was a sign: closed for refurbishments; opening again ‘soon’.

Whatever ‘soon’ means.

Not to be thwarted, I suggested going dahn the Leeegion. They’ve got stricter on membership since I was last there: we’d have to pay a £2 non-member’s fee each. So we signed up instead. That was an expensive round!