Jeeves and Wooster

Wooster:  By the way, Jeeves, on no account let me agree to us staying here overnight.
Jeeves: Very good. Might one enquire why?
Wooster: Because, Jeeves, of all places on this great planet of ours, this has been chosen to be the most unexciting. The last time anything remotely interesting happened here was in 1842, when a tree fell over. They still talk about it in the village.

With thanks to P.G.Woodhouse's Jeeves stories and to pipersmom who is hosting Silly Saturday this month.