An old signal box

Of course it tells you where you are: The People's Principlity of Clachnaharry. I've been watching a documentary about Rose Reilly, probably the best female footballer of the '70s and '80s. She was banned from playing for Scotland because she was, and I quote, a 'professional footballer.' She went on to help Italy win a World Cup. People forget that womens football didn't just come out of the ether. Its current status was hard won by the pioneers of the womens  game.