She’s got treats .. line up ..

Greedy … they are very greedy !!!
I’ve done something disgusting- I feel grubby . Jim came home with a decent size box of Ferrro Rocher ( I don’t know how to spell it ) you know those hideous sickly balls of FATTENING CRAP … well …….. I have eaten EVERY SINGLE ONE . Lucy came downstairs and said ‘ohhhhh I’ll have a couple ‘ …. Ermmmmmmm no you won’t dear child because MUMMY IS A PIG. I’ve not finished my disgusting story … I then stole some of Jim’s chocolate . What the hell… this is where my mother regularly shouts out ‘ you’ve got worms ‘ , it’s one of her favourite sayings. That and ‘ you’ll get rickets ‘ …

Good night from piggy person of Warwickshire.