Get The Balance Right

Another sporting day of Grand prix and fitba'.

Jenson Button, a Monaco resident himself, won the Monaco Scelextrics track race (you can't overtake) and Rangers disposed of Hearts on a hard as nails pitch with three bobbling goals.

Celtic failed to hit the net yet again. Strachan is expected to be clearing his desk as I type.

Jasmine (it is Sunday) was outback stalking something in the hedge for ages. I think the wee beasties just make fun of my somewhat chubby moggie.

We don't know what caused it but she sustained an injury last year which resulted in the tip of her left lug getting amputated as it would not heal.

So she's a bit unbalanced - just like the rest of us.