Tea Party

What are you doing at our tea party said Alice.
I am trying to get online said ChrisF
This tea party isn't a computer game said the Hatter
I am on my way to a bank said ChrisF
My best friend is a bank vole said the dormouse, without opening his eyes
Why are you going to a bank said the Hatter
Because I want to look at my father's bank account online said ChrisF
Then you should use a computer said the Hatter, triumphantly
But I can't use a computer to go online because I lost my card down a rabbit hole said ChrisF, looking at the rabbit
I am the March Hare, not a rabbit said the March Hare, outraged
This is as confusing as trying to access a bank online said ChrisF
And so it continued .........