Golden

This might not be exactly what Carolina, our mono Monday host had in mind (sun in the background). It’s in mono gold which looked pretty good to me. That plane looks like it’s going straight down. I’m sure it’s an Air Force jet. I did have some ideas related to the desert but I won’t be home from Tucson early enough to catch the best light.

In other news…Decent medical news. My hearing has barely changed. My cholesterol is in the amazing category. Don’t know the results of today’s battery of breathing tests for the asthma. But I had the tech laughing.
Now, if I can fix my knee, ankle and back, I’ll be happy as a pig in sh*t. Ha!
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Doctor: You have high blood pressure and amnesia
Patient: At least I don’t have high blood pressure

Doctor: You have acute appendicitis.
Patient: (blushing ) Compared to who?

A woman went to the doctor with pain all over her body. The doctor asked her to be more specific. She touched her right knee with her index finger and shouted, “Ow, that hurts.” She touched her nose and yelled again, “ Ouch, that hurts, too.” She even touched her earlobe with the same reaction.
After examining her, he came up with his diagnosis: she had a broken finger.