are you implying that we're alcoholics?

I'm all alone now, I can do as I please
I don't feel like doing much of anything
True love ain't that hard to find
Not that you will ever know
Would you lay here for awhile?
Please, do not let me go
-Ryan Adams


This cheeky little fellow posed politely while I scrambled to grab my camera out of my purse on our way to find a bar open on a Sunday afternoon.

"Is your bar open?"
"No, it opens at four."
...
"Is your bar open?"
"No. It opens at five. It is Sunday."
"...and?"

Dear Four Points,
Thank you for being open at 1pm on a Sunday. And thank you for the supremely delicious meal and beverages. Thanks not so much for the outrageous prices we found out about when you brought us the bill.
Love,
me