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Dear Givers of Treats,

I love The Princess but today she was NOT the bestest human. She got the hoover monster out for ages and didn’t do the things she should have been doing:

Cuddling me
Walking with me
Playing chase round the table
Playing tuggy
Feeding me treats
Sitting with me sleeping on her

I let her know. I went through to the living room, jumped on the other sofa and sat with my back to her. She’s lucky I didn’t report her to the SSPCA*.

But then she tickled my tummy because I’m the bestest boy and it was all better.

M

*Start Some Playing (for) Canine Amusement