The Feds

Shitbags, it's the Lego Rozzers here to keep the town clean. The one at the front is Chief B'stard, and he's a real ball breaker. Get in his way and he will literally break your balls. Nobody is brave enough to tell him having a lego boat is pointless, as the is no such thing as Lego water..... even I wouldn't Seriously, look at his hat.

The other two clowns are his flight squad, Tony and Pete. They've always got a smile on their face, mainly because they know that being Lego men means they have no balls, and they're just chuffed ol ball buster can't get onb their case.

Anyway all this is a brief intoduction to the newly inducted Newtoft Lego Police Force. These guys had been cast on the scrap heap along with their boat and helicopter and (i think) flying car (seriously its a car with wings and a propeller, which I'm not sure will be much use). They'd been given away daily by a bizarrely popular red top newspaper, but the emergence of the green eyed monster down in Newtoft has prompted them to be drafted in (for eight quid from Ebay) to fight the unknown enemy....

Whatever will happen?

Find out next time I can be bothered to wait 25 minutes to upload a picture of Lego.

In other (real life) news reports have reached me that a 34 year old man buying Lego on the internet is probably not that cool.