Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

Who dat cat?

0800 - Migraine - bloody white stuff - evidence of trespass.


1400 crawled out of pit - munched on pancakes and maple syrup - If there was enough white stuff it, the perpetrator's route, would indubitably lead to JazzyB's cat flap.........well the one in her back door not the one coz there isn't one if you know what I mean coz that wouldn't be right and I'd get it in the neck from JazzyB for insinuating such a thing. I'm not well. :-(

All this is circumstantial, may even be defamatory but Gibby (dat cat) is in the frame. Do not approach if seen, this cat has history, he's a Gangsta and is into CatRappin.

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