Just a few …

I try to get him to pose for a six nations blip each year but we actually forgot the rugby ball this morning so I made him throw leaves … then I worried that there might be something unsavoury in the leaves at the park and I began screeching PUT THEM DOWN WHAT IF THERE IS DOG POO IN THE PILE …. There wasn’t any poo but now the whole park knew I was going on about poo and it made some people look at the bottom of their shoes …. See …. I’ve got the power of suggestion and now I fancy myself as a circus act …….