A Delivery from Caithness

…of a cold front measuring about 58 miles wide by 210 miles long.  It introduced huge waves, horizontal sleet / snow / rain / mackerel / wind blown meteorologists, quivering rain gauges, car headlights / panic buying.  I swam across to the sheeps hoose to get wood and coal, waded back via the Bothy to set up for the morn’s night – for it will be a Parish Whisky Club night.  Buy Balblair, Sell Linkwood. North Utsire mating with Rockall.  Falling slowly, Visibility good.
 

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