Hair Today. Gone Tomorrow.

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I was chatting to Mary Doll on the phone and has decided that Victor’s hearing would be greatly improved if he didn’t have ear hair!

MD: “Your brother gets his nose and ear hair waxed now. He used to have that thing they do at the barbers.”

Me: “Flaming?”

MD: “Yeah but then he decided to try it himself.”

Me: He did WHAT?

MD: “Yeah when he came out a couple of weeks ago, I asked what he’d done to his ear and it was because he’d burned himself.”

When I stopped laughing, I explained I had to go as I had to make a very important call to tell my brother that he’s a fanny!

C