Eggs and Chorizo

I went to see a bull with an embarrassing problem today and we made a deal he and I!

I said that I wouldn't disclose what exactly was wrong with him or where he lived and that I'd be gentle and in return he agreed not to kick the s*** living daylights out of me!! A fair deal I thought!

As I was leaving the farmer gave me 15 eggs and 5 homemade chorizos! I said that what I had done didn't merit all that and he said I could owe him 2 chorizos worth of work!! Ah life in the Highlands!!!