Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

and now folks........

The final stone is put in place. The final stone of 23 tons of Delabole slate, 20 tons of topsoil, 3 tons of sand, 4,000 tea bags, 5,000 pasties and a Partridge in a pear tree.

Mrs Booty is a very happy lady; I'm very happy but absolutely exhausted.

The waller, Andrew is an artisan of the first high water. He has been through three full packs of gloves in the past 4 months. No wonder his hands remain soft.

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