Toxic

The yearly trip to the bright lights and sounds of the Links Market where the overpowering scent of burgers, chips and onions add to the experience.  Mind you, you might not want to have had any of those if you have a go on the latest rides whose main objective seems to be to reacquaint you with your lunch while you try to look cool about it all.

I didn't have a go on any of them. At my age being disorientated, unsteady on my feet and confused comes naturally to me .