Elsie and Bunty - The Rematch.

Elsie: are you still no spikkin to me ?

Elsie: l see Doris Groundwater has got the most vivacious and lurid bright hi-viz yellow bedroom curtains.

Bunty:  No, no - she was entertaining the bin man again.  It's just a pigment of your imagination.  Clean yer glesses.  And, whilst you're at it, take your teeth oot of your cup.

Elsie:  Did her sister used to work in Galaxy Mattresses in Eberdeen ?

Bunty:  Elsie, why do you spik' with capital letters?  Onyway you've raffled her up wi' her cousin who was a Zookeeper in Embra.

Elsie: Well, some of us finished the Academy.  That explains what l saw him doing through the window.  He was fair pampering his ocelot.

Bunty:  l just met Sandra, she telt me she was on her way for a bra fitting.  Mind you she had her man wi' her.  I think he needs a bra himsel'.

Elsie:   Is he the one that ca's the bingo - the one you ca' bawbag? 

Bunty: The same. 

Elsie:  l had a terrible night last night.  My man woke me up at 3.35 claiming his dreamcatcher wis roond his sack.

Bunty: It can't be easy for him.  l'm away hame noo.

Elsie: ls it time for your bus ?

Bunty: No, l can only take so much of your cerebral irridescence, you're boring the tits off me.

Elsie:  Well, be careful, mind you don't meet a Zookeeper with a net.

The sound of swinging handbags ensued.