Garlic snails
We have been swamped with uncontrollable Three-corned leek, a type of wild garlic (Allium triquetrum).
Today, while struggling to remove the flowers before they turn to seed, I found this small snail munching away.
I was immediately struck by two bright ideas:
1. I could train a squadron of snails to do my job
2. I would then have a crop of ready garlicked snails for consumption
Vegans and vegetarians, it is only a joke. No snails were harmed in the making of this Blip.
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