Stitched up!!!

Where do I start?

I took my car into the garage for some work which was all completed ok.
So off to Cambridge on the guided bus via my lovely wife's car.
Nice time round the town I set off home alone on the bus to collect my car. As I went to get into my wifes car I realised shd hadnt given me the keys. No busses to our village so a lovely walk home in the torretial rain. Got to the garage and yes they had already closed. Home for a bath and hot coffee. Hmmm nice day