The Squirrels 1, The Robins 0

No, even though this isn't a shock result from the FA Cup, with mighty Formby knocking out Bristol City, it was a shock nonetheless.

For all of my life, I had believed that squirrels were vegetarian. Apparently not, though. They eat bird's eggs AND baby birds - and the robins nesting in our front tree have just had a nasty shock. Still, at least they've kept away from the rhubarb...