Bonkers early start, less than 8 hours since I arrived home. Over to Dublin with the Glasgow Uni football club who'd made an early start on the drinking. Luckily we avoided the hen party with the penis-shaped head decorations (two penii per head - is that better or worse?) but it might have given the beer-and-testosterone fuelled footballers something to concentrate on...

Found car, drove southwest and ended up on a big sunny beach, drinking guiness among the surfers and then a twilight walk around the headland. Not sure the immaculate B&B hostess with her immaculate B&B full of knick knacks will like the sandy crab shells we left soaking overnight in the sink...