Grantanomo Bay*

The boat club’s BT Broadband contract has been renewed and in the post arrives a new "Business Smart Hub." A simple matter of switching them over and then going into admin to make the new network name and password the same as the old ones to minimise the disruption. Except that new stricter password rules are now enforced, and there’s no way round it. After an hour of faffing with the wireless CCTV thingy on the roof without success time to leg it off to pay in EML funds at the bottom of Leith walk. And then pick up some of these controversial beers. The Wardie Bay vs Granton Beach culture war has made it onto beer cans where an uneasy peace has been imposed. Granton Bay! The WardieBayBeach faction’s leaderene tosses off an annoyed tweet in response. And then claims it was all light-hearted and declares herself all in favour. She might not have noticed that the godzilla type character is actually a giant tolly. Bathing water status, indeed.

* with thanks to @lostinleith