Stirling work....

Someone I haven't seen for a few weeks, said to me today....

'Have you been off work?'

'Yes, for a week.'

'And have you lost a bit of weight?'

'Yes', (simpering), 'I have.'

'Mmmm', (sympathetically) 'hope you feel better now. You can tell you haven't been well.'

I feel like eating a whole packet of Maltesers, just to cheer myself up.....

(PS This is Stirling castle, for a change....)